13 Basic Hygiene Tips For Basic Bitches

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1. Do not reuse your tampons—EVER.

By their very design, tampons are made to be used only once and then safely discarded in a nearby waste receptacle.

2. Do not shave your face with men’s razors.

It’s a scientific fact that the hair might start growing back—and stronger than ever, too.

3. Whenever you make a #2, always flush twice “just to be sure.”

Heartbreak has befallen many a woman who failed to conceal visual evidence that she is able to defecate.

4. Use man-flavored aerosol sprays to cover up the smell after you make a #2.

A common mistake that women use when attempting to cover the odor of their bowel movements is that they choose aerosol sprays with flavors that women like—things such as rose, lavender, and French vanilla. Men, on the other hand, are said to favor scents such as pumpkin pie and maple…

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