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Let me put the head in

Ladies…… You EVER notice how your man ALWAYS wants to either fuck you in the ass or put his finger in your ass? How many of you enjoy that? I don’t mind slapping and popping me on my ass but just don’t go digging around back there. That hole is NOT meant for that type of play. I’m always told that it will help with making the ass fatter BUT I can’t find no one to vouch for that myth. I know Nicki Minaj and K.Michelle did NOT fuck in the butt to get them there rumps. What does it do for us females sexually?  Does it make us cum stronger and harder? The one thing I know for a FACT is you can’t get pregnant this way. BUT…………. I did do some digging around of my own ladies and it turns out that if your sucking the shit out of that sweet meat AND you put your finger between his ASSHOLE and his balls, he will cum like motherfucker!!!! Them feet will turn up and he’ll raise up out that bed like he was Jesus himself!!! But DON’T put your finger in his asshole. You won’t wanna be so sexual after if it does happen. Now………..how does one get him to ALLOW you to do such a thing?  I’m still trying to figure that out because my boyfriend damn near jumps through the ceiling if I even touch his ass. And now I wanna put my finger in between that. YEA RIGHT!!!!! You might wanna consider getting him super drunk, but BE EASY…. You could fuck around and get punched and wind up in the e.r with a broken nose or something. So proceed with caution. Click Here!

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To moan or NOT moan

Do you EVER stifle your moans when your having sex? I understand that there’s soft moaning, slightly loud moaning,  and then there’s SCREAMING. In MY opinion, soft moaning is USUALLY used when your significant other is coming up SHORT in the sweet meat department. Ain’t NO damn way in hell your screaming while having intercourse with the short meat. If you are, your faking it to the tenth degree. And if it comes off like it’s real, your a bad bitch! If your man is slanging that meat right and that shit is down to his knees and thicker than a tree branch AND your not moaning, I want to know YOUR secret! You should be screaming so loud the entire street you live on hears you. So, my question to you is………… Are you loud or quiet during sex?

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Would you like cheese on that

How do you prefer your tits??? Do you like the aggressive kind where they are SUPER big and charge at you like a dinosaur from Jurassic park?  Or do you like the small quiet kind that you have to coax out the corners like baby kittens?

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Fucking fat chicks

Men…………….. How come you guys don’t fuck fat chicks?? I’m not saying fall in love, get married and have babies. Just fucking. You guys do know fat chicks have some of the BEST pussy right?? I’m not talking about slightly wet. Them chicks are straight gushers!! And NO it’s not because it’s crazy loose either. Them thick ass thighs that can hold you tight when you digging up in them guts. That ONLY applies to the LONG meat men. If your a man who comes up SHORT in that department, then you probably won’t get past the birthing canal. Fat chicks need a man with A LOT of meat on that bone in particular. They need to feel that shit DEEEEEEP in them guts. Now don’t be afraid to bend them up a little bit. Just because they’re fat DOESN’T mean they can’t bend……….. a LITTLE bit. Now them skinny bitches can be tied like Christmas bows and slammed danced on BUT there’s that bone feeling and IF your carrying 6lbs of sweet meat in your pants, SOMEONE’S gonna need a medic AND a hip replacement. Fat girls don’t feel that shit…. like that. They can handle a bit more than skinny bitches. They’re built Ford fucking tough. They’re made to take on that 6 pounder you got. I know a few dudes that claim they don’t fuck fat chicks, but come to find out, he got the fat chick pregnant! STOP lying about fucking fat girls. Just admit it to your people “She MAY be fat, but she got some GOOD ass pussy!” It’s addicting. Like trying hummus for the first time. Didn’t think you was gonna like that shit JUST by looking at it. But someone else said they tried it and it was delicious, so you tried it too. Now you LOVE it………….. Now I know you guys are probably thinking, “How in SAM hell does she know this shit? I’m a fat chick myself!!

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BREEZY BABY!

He's SOOOOOO damn sexy but CRAZY as hell!
He’s SOOOOOO damn sexy but CRAZY as hell!
Look at that BEAUTIFUL smile!
Look at that BEAUTIFUL smile!

Inside Zofies World

WHAT THE HELLIS WRONG WITH CHRIS BROWN????????? I swear he’s REALLY loosing his mind slowly………. but SURELY!!!!!! Don’t get me wrong, he’s a HELL of a performer and can dance his ass OFF, but he’s unraveling right before our eyes. I think this Karruche chick got some cryptonite in them there itty bitty panties of hers. One minute he’s singing love songs and shit; flicking it up with her and then the next thing you know, he’s spazzing out, chasing her to her car, threatening to beat up male super models, and bogarting his way into HER car. Two days later, he’s tweeting long ass scriptures and heartfelt apologies. I know he hasn’t gone postal on her like he did Rhianna. That’s a good thing. I hope that he just falls back, takes care of that beautiful little girl, continues to shake and shimmy and make great fucking music. BUT…………………

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CHRIS BROWN

WHAT THE HELLIS WRONG WITH CHRIS BROWN????????? I swear he’s REALLY loosing his mind slowly………. but SURELY!!!!!! Don’t get me wrong, he’s a HELL of a performer and can dance his ass OFF, but he’s unraveling right before our eyes. I think this Karruche chick got some cryptonite in them there itty bitty panties of hers. One minute he’s singing love songs and shit; flicking it up with her and then the next thing you know, he’s spazzing out, chasing her to her car, threatening to beat up male super models, and bogarting his way into HER car. Two days later, he’s tweeting long ass scriptures and heartfelt apologies. I know he hasn’t gone postal on her like he did Rhianna. That’s a good thing. I hope that he just falls back, takes care of that beautiful little girl, continues to shake and shimmy and make great fucking music. BUT………………. pimpin AIN’T easy and SOMEONE’S gotta do it!!!!!!

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IS THIS COMMEN??

So me and big daddy a.k.a my boyfriend are getting it in the other day and he’s eating the hell out the groceries and all of sudden he stops. He’s like ” WHAT THE FUCK?” So I quickly became paranoid. Did I fart in his mouth? Did I urinate a lil bit on his lips? I KNOW I didn’t dirty sanchez him because I don’t have to go. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!????………… He looks up and says “Wow babe, you got ALOT of grey hair down here!” WHAT………………WAIT A MINUTE…….GREY HAIR ON MY VAG??????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????? I don’t have a LICK of grey hair on my head but I have it on my vagina????? Soooo………..my simple ass says to him ” how many?” After he hit twenty… I made him stop. I’m not even FORTY years old yet…..WHY AM I GOING GREY IN THE BUSH????? That’s it……I’m going BALD!!!!!!