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SPILL THE MOTHERFUCKIN BEANS

So Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have called it quits???? Hmmmm………….. Seems like I damn near called it when I wrote my post about Scott and why he should write that book!?!?… Like I stated before, I DO watch the show and I’ve BEEN saying that it’s a train fucking wreck just waiting to happen and look…it’s wrecking. I’m not saying that I want bad things to happen because I don’t. What I’m saying is…. NO ONE lives a picture perfect life! And to have it all play out on national television AND in social media…is BANANAS. But back to Scott and this book. Even though it PROBABLY was a mutual break up, shit is about to get ugly for ol boy. Khloe threw some shade by posting that picture of all three sticking their tongues out with the caption ” IDFWU!!!” Yea, that’s shade ladies and gentlemen and it was directly thrown at Scott, even though they didn’t tag him in it. We’re NOT stupid! You think they wouldn’t do it if the shoe was on the other foot and THEY could profit from it? Yeah right! Ask Lamar Odom if they won’t fuck up some commas in your checks. You WON’T do no fuck shit to them girls WITHOUT Kris Jenner coming for your ass! But yeah, THAT BOOK needs to be written. Cake up off of them heffas. Kourtney was probably boring and not so HIGH maintenance as the other ones but I know that he knows everything that them ladies tucked, sucked out, injected and shifted in them there bodies. Now’s the time to cash in!!! Information like that, ON THEM, is worth a PRETTY penny!!! Spill them beans SCOTT DISICK!!!!

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WHAT’S YOUR DREAM DICK LIKE

Every lady has a dream dick….. That dick that you think of when your horny. You think about it at work. You might even think about it when your washing the dishes. That dick that makes your panties wet just envisioning it. What does it look like??? Is it long and thin like a noodle? By the way, from what I’ve seen on the internet, Chris Brown has noodle dick. Anyways….. Is it short and fat like a sausage? Me personally, I like my dick long and thick. I LOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE me some girthy dick. The kind of dick that when they put that shit in your pussy, you have NO CHOICE but to say UGHHHHHHH….( in a good way). It’s like your pussy taking a BIG gulp of dick. You know what I’m talking about because if you suck dick (I know MOST of you ladies do), you feel it when you try to swallow a little bit while the dick is in your mouth. And if you’ve NEVER experienced that, then you my friend are sucking on some serious NOODLE DICK!

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THE THINGS WOMEN GO THROUGH FOR FASHION AND BEAUTY

I’m a member of JustFab and awhile back I took advantage of a special that they were running. I ordered my first pair and ONLY paid 4.99 with FREE shipping and handling. I was so torn between like 15 different pairs of shoes and I finally went with the Tallies. Talk about smoking hot…….These bitches are BADDDDDDD as hell. Super sexy and SUPER high!!! I didn’t think they were really that high. But ummmm………… these damn shoes…….don’t fit! I was worrying about the height when my ass SHOULD have been worried about if they were gonna fit. I know I have fat feet, but I wasn’t thinking about that when I was shopping back. Lmao……….Thankfully, I can send them back and get a pair that I feel would fit and NOT be so damn high. Lol…… the things us women go through for fashion.

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TYGA AND HIS SWEET MEAT

See…….. I told you ladies that OLDER men are the shit. I see Kylie Jenner got herself an older man AND he’s slinging some SERIOUS looking sweet meat too! Did ANY of you ladies see that? I didn’t think his little ass was carrying THAT much weight in his pants. Now I see why Chyna Blac is MAD as all hell and throwing MAJOR shade at Kylie. She misses the shit out of that dick. I’d be tight too. Gonna take all that from me and swing it to my BEST friend’s little BABY sister. I wonder if she was asking Kim what was going on between HER man and her sister. I wonder if they’re still besties?? But anyways….. BACK to tyga and that sweet meat. And with that lip plumping that she’s been doing, I know it makes her head game that much better. Just slide them big ol lips up and over that head and you GOT EM! Make sure your mouth is SUPER juicy though. Makes his feet stand up!

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FREE $25 FOR BEAUTY PRODUCTS

A friend of mine sent me a link for $25.00 to spend at Beauty Kind. They have some REALLY good products too. So I figured I would share her link so that you guys can get some FREE shit…………. I mean products. FREE PRODUCTS!!! They have lotions, makeup, body scrubs, all kinds of stuff. I ordered the Lemon scented body butter. I can’t WAIT for it to arrive. So here’s the link and……………………HAPPY SHOPPING!!! 🙂 https://beautykind.us//s/dWssYiRaePd0yijTwEahbB5_Cy4/0

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Playing with your pussy

Have you ever been alone and super horny but your significant other isn’t there? Do you masturbate and think of them? What is going through your mind while your getting all juiced up?