We all know someone that is affected by domestic violence. I’ve watched my mom get her ass whipped on a daily basis. I have relatives, friends and coworkers who are all victims of this bullshit and I’m here to tell you that you don’t have to take this any of this shit. Fight the fuck back!! Slip him some shit in his drink or food that will assist him with going and staying asleep really hard and commence to WHIPPING THAT ASS!!! I’m talking about multiple karate chops and kicks to his nuts, a good pot or pan upside the head a few times, straight fuck him UP!!!!! And don’t stop with just one or two hits. Continue to beat that ass. Do like All Green’s old lady did, wait until he gets in the shower, then throw some hot ass grits on him. Make him come to the realization that you are not to be fucked with… EVER!! I’ve never been in a domestic situation so I don’t know what some of you ladies are experiencing but I do know…. YOU DON’T HAVE TO TAKE THAT SHIT! Even better, get yourself a metal baseball bat and hide it somewhere he won’t even look. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to incite violence against men in any way, I’m just simply stating what I would do. And that would be to….. FUCK HIM ALL THE WAY UP! I’ll bet he’ll keep his hands to himself from then on.
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How do people with small children become MORBIDLY obese? When in Sam hell do you find the time to just sit down, relax and stuff your fucking face? I can understand sitting around when your child is a baby and or barely walking. But when they start really moving and shaking, it’s a non stop thing. It really erks me when I see fat people in those buggys flying around the grocery stores with a ton of processed foods in the front basket, while their kids either push shopping carts behind them or walk alongside them. And the kids look like they weigh 6lbs each. Or they fly around in those red chairs without the cart attached to the front. Ughhhh……… I have this neighbor whose overweight and in one of those chairs. Every single time I see her, she’s in that chair. Chain smoking cigarettes and coughing. I want to know how she changes her clothes? I want to tell her so bad ” GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT THAT CHAIR AND WALK!! ” But I know that’s disrespectful so I just think it and maybe just MAYBE she can pick up on it. I HIGHLY doubt it. Oh and DON’T get me started on that damn lap belt. I think people should just wrap their lips with rubber bands and tighten their belts a little bit more. You will definitely save yourself a TON of money. But back to the kids. Kids move too much for you to be super fat. Get up! Chime in and involve yourself in some of the things that they do. Go for a walk with them. Stop laying around watching tv while making them stay on the couch with you. Let them go to the park. Let them be fucking kids. Oh and start sharing them snacks you got tucked on the side of the couch too! You think the kids don’t know. They be knowing!!!!
I’m a member of JustFab and awhile back I took advantage of a special that they were running. I ordered my first pair and ONLY paid 4.99 with FREE shipping and handling. I was so torn between like 15 different pairs of shoes and I finally went with the Tallies. Talk about smoking hot…….These bitches are BADDDDDDD as hell. Super sexy and SUPER high!!! I didn’t think they were really that high. But ummmm………… these damn shoes…….don’t fit! I was worrying about the height when my ass SHOULD have been worried about if they were gonna fit. I know I have fat feet, but I wasn’t thinking about that when I was shopping back. Lmao……….Thankfully, I can send them back and get a pair that I feel would fit and NOT be so damn high. Lol…… the things us women go through for fashion.
Have you ever been alone and super horny but your significant other isn’t there? Do you masturbate and think of them? What is going through your mind while your getting all juiced up?
Question…….. Does anyone work out of their homes??? I know a few if not more, own their own businesses but for the ones that don’t, what is it that you do???? The reason that I’m asking is because I would like to start working from home but I just don’t know what. I was thinking about becoming a travel agent and work out of my home. Is anyone in that field? I also wanted to become a brand ambassador and rave about other people’s shit. I’m really good at talking about other people’s shit. I think I could sell the hell out of some shit. Ah shit……. I didn’t mean to refer to anyone’s products as shit. What I meant to say was I think I could sell a lot of a person’s products. I want to be able to get up, send my child out the door to school, brush my teeth, wash my face, grab a cup of coffee and get to clicking away on the computer. I don’t want to have to use the bathroom behind Cindy who just finished emptying her guts out before lunch. Everyone shits. Some people are comfortable having bowel movements at work. I am NOT one of them. So that’s another thing to take into consideration with me working from home. I also would like to have another baby………soon. So that’s an even BIGGER reason for me to find something that I can do from home. I just want to help my honey provide for our little family. That’s the main thing. And if I can’t find something, then it’s back to smelling Cindy’s shit before lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!
Men…………….. How come you guys don’t fuck fat chicks?? I’m not saying fall in love, get married and have babies. Just fucking. You guys do know fat chicks have some of the BEST pussy right?? I’m not talking about slightly wet. Them chicks are straight gushers!! And NO it’s not because it’s crazy loose either. Them thick ass thighs that can hold you tight when you digging up in them guts. That ONLY applies to the LONG meat men. If your a man who comes up SHORT in that department, then you probably won’t get past the birthing canal. Fat chicks need a man with A LOT of meat on that bone in particular. They need to feel that shit DEEEEEEP in them guts. Now don’t be afraid to bend them up a little bit. Just because they’re fat DOESN’T mean they can’t bend……….. a LITTLE bit. Now them skinny bitches can be tied like Christmas bows and slammed danced on BUT there’s that bone feeling and IF your carrying 6lbs of sweet meat in your pants, SOMEONE’S gonna need a medic AND a hip replacement. Fat girls don’t feel that shit…. like that. They can handle a bit more than skinny bitches. They’re built Ford fucking tough. They’re made to take on that 6 pounder you got. I know a few dudes that claim they don’t fuck fat chicks, but come to find out, he got the fat chick pregnant! STOP lying about fucking fat girls. Just admit it to your people “She MAY be fat, but she got some GOOD ass pussy!” It’s addicting. Like trying hummus for the first time. Didn’t think you was gonna like that shit JUST by looking at it. But someone else said they tried it and it was delicious, so you tried it too. Now you LOVE it………….. Now I know you guys are probably thinking, “How in SAM hell does she know this shit? I’m a fat chick myself!!