What makes marriage hard?

What is so hard about being married? I hear people and I mean A LOT of people say that marriage is really hard. I know that since I haven’t been married before, I probably won’t understand, but I’ve been in long-term relationships before and we really didn’t have any problems where we were violent or […]

GET YOUR FAT ASS UP

How do people with small children become MORBIDLY obese? When in Sam hell do you find the time to just sit down, relax and stuff your fucking face? I can understand sitting around when your child is a baby and or barely walking. But when they start really moving and shaking, it’s a non stop […]

SPILL THE MOTHERFUCKIN BEANS

So Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have called it quits???? Hmmmm………….. Seems like I damn near called it when I wrote my post about Scott and why he should write that book!?!?… Like I stated before, I DO watch the show and I’ve BEEN saying that it’s a train fucking wreck just waiting to happen […]

Let me put the head in

Ladies…… You EVER notice how your man ALWAYS wants to either fuck you in the ass or put his finger in your ass? How many of you enjoy that? I don’t mind slapping and popping me on my ass but just don’t go digging around back there. That hole is NOT meant for that type […]

Muffin Tops

I have one question…………HOW IN SAM HELL DO SOME OF YOU LADIES WHERE YOUR CLOTHES SUPER DUPER TIGHT???? I totally understand a smidge bit of muffin top but EXTREME souffle is NOT a good look. I know that shit has got to hurt. Don’t get me wrong, you will catch my fat ass squeezed up […]

Shitty situations

So your boyfriend/girlfriend just stepped out of the shower BUT then they go back in like 20-30 minutes later to shit? Mind you, you already had it in your mind that you were going to go down on them. Do you still consider doing it??

LIES AND DECEIT

Ok….. As I stated in a previous post about wrapping myself and all that good shit, I want to know………. Has anyone REALLY tried a waist trainer?? How about those wraps that aid in belly shrinkage???? How come they never show any excessively fat people trying these and their results??? I’m NOT a REALLY big […]