Baby #2

Ok….. so my and my sugar pie have rekindled our relationship and we would like to try for baby number 2. I have tried almost every position possibly EXCEPT for stand on my head. Is there anything that I can drink to get this party started? I do have poly cystic ovarian syndrome…… it prevents […]

I’m BACCCKKKK!!!!!

Did you miss me????? I know I’ve missed running my mouth and all that other other stuff with you guys!!!! There’s sooooo fucking much to talk about. What I will NOT indulge in is talking about all the problems that are going on with the whole race thing. It’s a touchy subject and that’s all […]

The Spice of Life

Having sex in your bedroom can get pretty boring after a while and sometimes you have to think outside of the box and spice shit up. Where’s the craziest place that you have had sex at? I’m not talking about having sex in the shower or shit like that because that too can get boring […]

KEEPING UP WITH THOSE KARDASHIANS

Soooooo……the train wreck that is the Kardashians is back on t.v.and it seems to be getting a little bit juicy. Scott’s about to make his grand exit, Kylie steps up into the limelight a lot more, and the claws are coming out between Kim and Khloe. Ohhhhhhhh………….. I KNOW I’m not the ONLY one who […]

NAKED SELFIES

How old is WAY too fucking old to take “NAKED selfies” of yourself?? I have an aunt who is in her mid fifties, who’s not too bad looking,  who recently got caught taking naked selfies of herself. Mind you, she has four children and about eleven grandchildren. She’s been married three times and her first […]

Sorry for the wait

Oh my gosh……who knew it’s been damn near a whole month that I have not been on here running my mouth. It’s been WAYYYY too fucking long and I must say that I’m BACK and boy ol BOY do I have some shit to talk about. I apologize too, for not being so focused on […]

ONE TIME FOR THE BIG BITCHES

How come Victoria secrets doesn’t have secrets for us thick sexy bitches? All these little bitches running around all cute and matching in their little bra and panty sets. Different colors. All types of shit. But not us thick bitches. We have to shop at either Lane Bryant or fucking Wal-Mart. An there’s only three […]