Baby #2

Ok….. so my and my sugar pie have rekindled our relationship and we would like to try for baby number 2. I have tried almost every position possibly EXCEPT for stand on my head. Is there anything that I can drink to get this party started? I do have poly cystic ovarian syndrome…… it prevents […]

What makes marriage hard?

What is so hard about being married? I hear people and I mean A LOT of people say that marriage is really hard. I know that since I haven’t been married before, I probably won’t understand, but I’ve been in long-term relationships before and we really didn’t have any problems where we were violent or […]

The Spice of Life

Having sex in your bedroom can get pretty boring after a while and sometimes you have to think outside of the box and spice shit up. Where’s the craziest place that you have had sex at? I’m not talking about having sex in the shower or shit like that because that too can get boring […]

NAKED SELFIES

How old is WAY too fucking old to take “NAKED selfies” of yourself?? I have an aunt who is in her mid fifties, who’s not too bad looking,  who recently got caught taking naked selfies of herself. Mind you, she has four children and about eleven grandchildren. She’s been married three times and her first […]

Sorry for the wait

Oh my gosh……who knew it’s been damn near a whole month that I have not been on here running my mouth. It’s been WAYYYY too fucking long and I must say that I’m BACK and boy ol BOY do I have some shit to talk about. I apologize too, for not being so focused on […]

GET YOUR FAT ASS UP

How do people with small children become MORBIDLY obese? When in Sam hell do you find the time to just sit down, relax and stuff your fucking face? I can understand sitting around when your child is a baby and or barely walking. But when they start really moving and shaking, it’s a non stop […]

Friends to Enemies

Ladies… I have a question. Why is it that when a female friend tells you that your man is cheating on you, the first thing that you do is say she’s jealous? Or she’s just talking shit because she’s all of a sudden happy? I’ve watched countless females throw away lifelong friends behind some dick. […]