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What’s under YOUR pants

Ladies, ESPECIALLY my big girls, you ever look for some cute ass panties that WON’T cost you an arm and both legs. Something that when YOU put them on, they make you say “DAMNNNNNNNNNNN” to yourself? Well look NO further. I found these cute ass panties that you tie up in the back 2x and their lace. Girlllllll…. Talk about sexy AND cute at the SAME DAMN TIME!!! It took me literally 10 minutes to finally come out of the bathroom and show my husband so that he could admire them. All I kept doing was shaking my ass in the mirror. These shits is SUPER sexy and comfy. I just ordered like 6 more pairs because they’re ONLY 10 CENTS!!!! That’s right… You read it right…..TEN CENTS A PAIR!!!! Two quarters and ten pennies will get you six pair…. That’s loose change stuffed in the couch money. So stop trying to spend 86 million dollars for a pair of panties that you ain’t even gonna keep on for long. Spend that money on a bad ass vacation or something! #Boom

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I know I’m NOT the only person who has a SLIGHT addiction to watching the Kardashians. I will sit and watch like I’m a really big fan but in actuality, I really don’t get what it is exactly that they do! I know that they have stores, makeup, shoes, yadda yadda yadda…..But besides getting those¬† up and running (which is usually Kourtney and Khloe), what do they do?? Why do we continuously watch??? All they really ever do is sit around and talk, have lunch, have babies ( one is going HARD to get pregnant again), and take vacations. Oh and get married a lot. But what is it about THEIR lives do we enjoy watching?¬† I do have to give MRS WEST her props because she made an entire family famous off of sucking and fucking. Now THAT’S a power move! How many empires have been built on something like that?? The crazy parts (yes, there are parts lol) are, their stepfather is Bruce Jenner…. THEE Bruce Jenner!! THEE GOLD MEDAL WINNER!!!! I had NO clue who he was until they came along. lmao…. Sorry……….. Their father helped O.j win that trial. Their dad was HUGE then but….. We STILL didn’t know who she was. Then……. the tape drops! Now they’re EVERYWHERE! I’m NOT a hater, nor am I jealous. I’m just trying to figure out how to get MY tape of sucking and fucking LEAKED, so that I can put my family on too!!!! I think I’m pretty good at sucking dick. I’ve never gotten a complaint from my boyfriend. He’s pretty satisfied. I would get a bad ass weave, some sexy ass lingerie, shave that bush down there, and suck the shit out of the dick. What do you think??? You think it will sell?? I can only try and see right?? She did and now look…. #EVERYWHERE!!!