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Playing with your pussy

Have you ever been alone and super horny but your significant other isn’t there? Do you masturbate and think of them? What is going through your mind while your getting all juiced up?

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Fucking fat chicks

Men…………….. How come you guys don’t fuck fat chicks?? I’m not saying fall in love, get married and have babies. Just fucking. You guys do know fat chicks have some of the BEST pussy right?? I’m not talking about slightly wet. Them chicks are straight gushers!! And NO it’s not because it’s crazy loose either. Them thick ass thighs that can hold you tight when you digging up in them guts. That ONLY applies to the LONG meat men. If your a man who comes up SHORT in that department, then you probably won’t get past the birthing canal. Fat chicks need a man with A LOT of meat on that bone in particular. They need to feel that shit DEEEEEEP in them guts. Now don’t be afraid to bend them up a little bit. Just because they’re fat DOESN’T mean they can’t bend……….. a LITTLE bit. Now them skinny bitches can be tied like Christmas bows and slammed danced on BUT there’s that bone feeling and IF your carrying 6lbs of sweet meat in your pants, SOMEONE’S gonna need a medic AND a hip replacement. Fat girls don’t feel that shit…. like that. They can handle a bit more than skinny bitches. They’re built Ford fucking tough. They’re made to take on that 6 pounder you got. I know a few dudes that claim they don’t fuck fat chicks, but come to find out, he got the fat chick pregnant! STOP lying about fucking fat girls. Just admit it to your people “She MAY be fat, but she got some GOOD ass pussy!” It’s addicting. Like trying hummus for the first time. Didn’t think you was gonna like that shit JUST by looking at it. But someone else said they tried it and it was delicious, so you tried it too. Now you LOVE it………….. Now I know you guys are probably thinking, “How in SAM hell does she know this shit? I’m a fat chick myself!!

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READING TOO MUCH

I have been in and STILL am madly in love with the same man for almost 5 yrs. We have one child together and would like to have another one…..soon. I have NEVER been married before but he has. Just recently he asked me what would I say if he popped that HUGE question. Of course I would have to think LONG and hard about it….. SIKE..  I WOULD SAY YES WITH NO HESITATION!!!! Well these past few days, he’s been showing me pictures and asking what I thought about them and stuff like that. Am I going to be the recipient of a marriage proposal soon????? Should I prepare for this??? I’ve NEVER been this close to a man where this kind of conversation came up. I’m soooo confused!!! #HELP

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FRIDAY NIGHT!!!

It’s Friday night and I get a phone call telling me to be ready for a great night out. 10 p.m.and I’m in the car with my girls and it’s the three amigos in FULL time to turn up mode. I had been hearing about this “LCB NITES PRESENTS: COMIC BOOK STRIPPERS” so that’s where we were going. Mind you it’s my FIRST time ever experiencing anything of this nature. GIIIIIIRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL…….. When I say GORGEOUS pieces of chocolate ranging from milk chocolate to dark chocolate. There was even some caramel in there as well. These men twisted and turned and gyrated up and down. I was in PURE man HEAVEN!! Their bodies were SCRUMPTIOUS to look at. But there was one guy in particular that REALLY set it off for me. His name was Philly Knight Rider!!!!! He had this whip that he carried and when he popped that thing, I felt INSTANT shudders throughout my body. It was as if a little bolt of electricity hit my ass but in a good way. I know I wasn’t the ONLY female to feel it either because we ALL were throwing our dollars at him. SWEET BABY JESUS he did THAT! One guy even climbed up onto the table. These men came to WORK and they gave a HELL OF A SHOW!!! If you EVER hear about an “LCB NITES” event, I HIGHLY suggest you check it out. DEFINITELY was worth it. I had a great time and can’t wait for the next one!!! #Apollo #MrPlenty  #PhillyKnightRider #Body #LcbNites

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Infatuations with a Dope boy

I used to LOVE me a dope boy!!! I’m talking about the MORE felonies you had, the more I liked you. I don’t know. I think it was the whole BAD BOY persona that they portrayed. And yes I said portray because half of them idiots were real fucking lames. I wasn’t one of them females that was calling ol boy asking him for money to get  my nails and hair done. I might ask for dinner every now and then but I was into just fucking you. Seriously. No bullshit. I would rather just get my guts smashed down, chill for a minute, and then leave. There was NO sleeping over UNLESS you really smashed me down or I liked you. But um, back to loving a dope boy. Something about how they carry themselves. SHEESH….. From their walk, clothes, shoes, how they carry themselves, to how they talk. Make a gals panties wet instantly. I would let a dope boy drive my car knowing damn well he doesn’t have a license in the first!! I was HOOKED!! But after awhile, having NUMEROUS other women in their lives, to going to jail more times than the sun shines in a year, I’m straight. That shit gets played out after a while. They also get a little controlling too
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