KEEPING UP WITH THOSE KARDASHIANS

Soooooo……the train wreck that is the Kardashians is back on t.v.and it seems to be getting a little bit juicy. Scott’s about to make his grand exit, Kylie steps up into the limelight a lot more, and the claws are coming out between Kim and Khloe. Ohhhhhhhh………….. I KNOW I’m not the ONLY one who caught Khloe call Kim a slore and hint at her old slorish ways. Talk about TIGHT! All Kim could do was cut her eyes and flip her hair. Now, I’m hearing that their mom, Kris Jenner, wants to have Rob come back to the show and document his weight loss journey. Nobody would really pay attention to that. If you REALLY want to get everyone back on board that Kardashian luxury yacht, document Khloe and Lamar rekindling their relationship/ marriage. Trust me honey, EVERYONE including the president would watch that shit. ESPECIALLY after you disrespected him to thee FULLEST and had everyone believing he was smoking crack. Now THAT would be good got damn t.v! Every season, we watch her mention him and wanting that relationship back and trying to reach out to him. Just admit to all of the world that you fucked up. He wasn’t smoking crack. Maybe he dabbled in other people’s pussy a little too often, but hey, say that shit. Now had you said he was doing dope, then you MIGHT have been a lot more persuasive, especially NOW. Just slide that pride to the side and GET YOUR MAN GIRL!! I KNOW you have got to be missing the shit of that dick. And we ALL know, there’s NOTHING like some good ass dick! #StopPlaying

SPILL THE MOTHERFUCKIN BEANS

So Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have called it quits???? Hmmmm………….. Seems like I damn near called it when I wrote my post about Scott and why he should write that book!?!?… Like I stated before, I DO watch the show and I’ve BEEN saying that it’s a train fucking wreck just waiting to happen and look…it’s wrecking. I’m not saying that I want bad things to happen because I don’t. What I’m saying is…. NO ONE lives a picture perfect life! And to have it all play out on national television AND in social media…is BANANAS. But back to Scott and this book. Even though it PROBABLY was a mutual break up, shit is about to get ugly for ol boy. Khloe threw some shade by posting that picture of all three sticking their tongues out with the caption ” IDFWU!!!” Yea, that’s shade ladies and gentlemen and it was directly thrown at Scott, even though they didn’t tag him in it. We’re NOT stupid! You think they wouldn’t do it if the shoe was on the other foot and THEY could profit from it? Yeah right! Ask Lamar Odom if they won’t fuck up some commas in your checks. You WON’T do no fuck shit to them girls WITHOUT Kris Jenner coming for your ass! But yeah, THAT BOOK needs to be written. Cake up off of them heffas. Kourtney was probably boring and not so HIGH maintenance as the other ones but I know that he knows everything that them ladies tucked, sucked out, injected and shifted in them there bodies. Now’s the time to cash in!!! Information like that, ON THEM, is worth a PRETTY penny!!! Spill them beans SCOTT DISICK!!!!

WHAT’S YOUR DREAM DICK LIKE

Every lady has a dream dick….. That dick that you think of when your horny. You think about it at work. You might even think about it when your washing the dishes. That dick that makes your panties wet just envisioning it. What does it look like??? Is it long and thin like a noodle? By the way, from what I’ve seen on the internet, Chris Brown has noodle dick. Anyways….. Is it short and fat like a sausage? Me personally, I like my dick long and thick. I LOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE me some girthy dick. The kind of dick that when they put that shit in your pussy, you have NO CHOICE but to say UGHHHHHHH….( in a good way). It’s like your pussy taking a BIG gulp of dick. You know what I’m talking about because if you suck dick (I know MOST of you ladies do), you feel it when you try to swallow a little bit while the dick is in your mouth. And if you’ve NEVER experienced that, then you my friend are sucking on some serious NOODLE DICK!